valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention. 

that eight year old is the chosen one

markgodtits:

These are my two favorite gifs of Marius especially when they are put next to each other.

jaunepois:

reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists

you weren’t dreaming

missnk:

nastyjungle:

my assistant iron chef 

O-Oh my gosh.  ; o ;

sheriffjake:

Fullsize

orphanercoolscar:

hes here

calliopesass:

mrteabiscuit:

Makara the night-blogger

itll be ok babe just calm down

addelburgh:

pass me a towel bro

kats-in-space:

bogleech:

realmonstrosities:

derring-dont:

clairlevee:

flikkerlicht:

i present you the derpiest snak ever

Derp

What is it? I want to know about this derpsnake.

Found it!

It’s the Arabian Sand Boa (Eryx jayakari) - ARKive

“nnnnyerrrrrrrr!”

Why have I never seen this before?!

You would expect more snakes to have eyes situated like this, since so many of them submerge themselves in liquid or sand. It’s like the eyes of a frog, hippo, crocodile or mudskipper.

This is such a weird snake

goodevening-commissioner:

astrologicalarcher:

jalapeno-pepper-poppers:

amayahlouise:

pinocchiosgotwood:

thegraingerzone:

dustinalex91:

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. 

TOTALLY, AND UTTERLY, BALLS TO THE WALL, BRILLIANT!!

OMFG YES BUT NO

Haha, this is awesome.

I CAN’T EVEN
WHAT

ACTUALLY PERFECTION

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

xadievelauncher:

m4ryjanesideas:

mikedaoo:

Just one question, WHY?!!

only in japan.

OHMYGODNOENOONONONOPENOEPNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPONNOPENOPENOPE

all-the-trolls:

NAKODILE GIVEAWAY!
So my scalemate giveaway was on dA, this Nakodile one will be on tumblr!

THE PRIZE:

• One of two nakodile plushes, each about 10” tall, I believe? Huggable sized. You can win One. Not both. Depending on how my sewing machine is feeling, there may be bonus nakodiles made.

TO ENTER:

• Reblog up to 5 times BEFORE April 13, for up to 5 entries.
• Like this post for one entry.
• Follow MY FANTROLL BLOG for 5 entries.
• Draw a nakodile. No entries for this, but Nakodiles are adorable.

THE RULES:

• I am supreme overlord of changing the rules without notice, but hopefully I’ll get it right the first time and won’t have to.
• Random.org will pick the winner.
• Play nice
• Ask or submit has to be open, if you do not respond within 48 hours, I’ll pick a new winner!
• International is allowed, if you are willing to pay shipping costs. I will pay shipping inside the United States.
• If you don’t feel comfortable giving me your address, I will do my best to read your mind and/or just throw the thing cross-country to you, but I highly doubt you will receive it.

EXTRA:

If you have questions, I’m almost positive my ask is open??